You know which state gets a bad rap? I mean, other than South Dakota.
All us people to the east and the west carry on as though Rembrandt was a New Yorker and Shakespeare lived in L.A. We act as though the vast majority of Americans exist just to keep NASCAR in business, because really only the Northeast and the West Coast have any hope of social progress.
Now, I’ve never been to Iowa, but I’ve seen Field of Dreams, so clearly I am an expert. And I’m here to tell you that in some ways, Iowa has it all over California. In no particular order: they have better snowmen, a lower cost of living, and a governor who was not the Terminator.
And as of today, they treat all couples equally. Let’s hope Iowa’s voters show they have more class than California’s in the years to come.