In lieu of a meaningful post on the arrest of Henry Louis Gates, Jr. or the death of my hero, Walter Cronkite, I present to you the following list of suggestions for Stan and Fran Berenstain. In case they ever stumble up against writer’s block, they may want to try writing a few of the following books:
The Berenstain Bears Learn to Smoke Crack
The Berenstain Bears Lose Their Virginity
The Berenstain Bears and Brother’s First Drag Show
The Berenstain Bears Fight Off Foreclosure
The Berenstain Bears and the Dyke Next Door
Now, it’s your turn. Any suggestions?