Lola, the sassiest of mamas, sent me the following interview questions. If you want me to interview you for your blog, just leave me a comment.
1: If you could say anything you wanted to say to George Bush, what would you say?
Go on now go, Walk out the door. Don’t turn around now, ‘Cause you’re not welcome anymore
2: If you had to be the mother of Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan, who would you choose and why?
Now, see, this one is embarrassing. I am woefully out of touch with popular culture. I know that Spears drove with her kid out of a car seat and shaved her head. I know that Lohan is an actor. Or maybe a singer. Or maybe the checkout girl at Target.
3: You get to be Queen for a day. The kids are all taken care of, and you can spend as much money as you want. What do you do all day?
Excellent. So, I’d need false eyelashes, probably a set of falsies, and a sequined dress.
Oh, I just re-read the question. You said “Queen,” not “a queen.” Well, that’s a letdown.
4: Is there a song that brings tears to your eyes every time you hear it? If so, which one?
No, I’m not the sentimental type. But cutting onions gets me every time.
5: A fairy taps you on the shoulder and tells you that you can either have a perfect face or a perfect body for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
I’m afraid that would be a hell of a lot of work, even for a fairy. I’d settle for no more zits and thicker hair.